GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
Unan1mous -- 8 episodes (should have been much shorter with the premise...like 8 episodes shorter)
Bernie Mac Show -- 5 Seasons/104 Episodes -- The show started off somewhat original and funny, but by the middle of the second season it had run out of steam and was coasting on Mac's personality and standup. It ended at the right time and with little fanfare. Season 1 is on DVD.
Free Ride -- 6 Episodes. Tried watching, but didn't really care much.
So You Think You Can Dance -- 2 Seasons -- While it's possible this will come back for a third season (season two starts at the end of the month), let's hope it doesn't.
Stacked -- 2 Seasons/17 Epsidoes/3 Unaired -- While it's always nice to see Christopher Lloyd get work, he was so much better than this show deserved. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great.
Arrested Development -- 3 seasons/53 episodes/DVDs available of all seasons -- While the show never got the ratings it deserved, it did get the respect. It's a great show that should have done better. While I will miss it, the show did go out with the same style it came in with.
Head Cases -- 6 episodes/4 unaired -- It was obvious this show was trying to right itself (with the quick addition of Richard Kind to the cast), but it was too late. This legal drama (or was it a comedy) barely got out of the starting gate.
Killer Instinct -- 13 episodes/4 unaired -- Didn't bother with it, so I got nothing to say.
Kitchen Confidential -- 13 episodes/9 unaired -- I really enjoyed this show and wish it had been given more of a chance. Oh well.
Malcolm In The Middle -- 7 seasons/151 episodes/DVD of Season 1 -- This show has been consistently funny since it premiered. That is a rarity. There are shows that also just ended after longer runs that didn't have the consistency of quality that this show carried. Malcolm didn't get the respect it deserved in the end. There was no retrospective special, no expanded episode, no big send-off. It slid quietly into the night doing what it does best, making you laugh. Of all the shows that had to go now, this one went out a bit early in my book, but it went out on top. Now hopefully, Fox Home Video will get off their asses and release the series on DVD beyond season one.
Reunion -- 13 episodes -- The show had an interesting concept that, while a bit cliched at times, did keep me interested. It's too bad we'll never know who the killer was (although we did find out who the victim was before the show came to an abrupt close).
That 70s Show -- 8 seasons/201 episodes -- This is the perfect example of a show that should have ended at least a year before it did (like Will & Grace). The last season was goofy and didn't really live up to the rest of the series. Once Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher left, it should have been put out of our misery. The final episode felt rushed and dumb...as if even the show's creators had grown tired of things and didn't know how to end it. Oh well. Seasons 1 thru 4 are on DVD.
MONDAYS
8pm Prison Break -- Returning for a second season, we get to watch the biggest manhunt in history. My wife thinks it's a bit unbelievable if they're not caught in the season premiere as the cops were about 40 steps behind them. Great show that keeps you on the edge of your seat and tosses lots of believability out the window. You've also got to wonder how the subplot of Lincoln being framed will carry out with the actors (Patricia Wettig and John Billingsly) tied up in other shows next fall. The DVD of Season 1 will be out by summer's end.
9pm Vanished -- A Seantor's wife goes missing and the FBI not only has to track her down, but figure out who she really is (or may be). We'll see. Not sure about this one. It'll get the one episode tryout.
TUESDAYS
8pm Standoff (moves to Mondays at 8 in January 2007) Ron Livingston and Gina Torres are part of a Crisis Negotiations Unit. Sounds like The Nine but with more standalone episodes. It will get the one episode tryout.
9pm House M.D. -- Returns for a 3rd Season of crotchety medical fun. Season 1 is on DVD. I assume Season 2 will be out before the start of Season 3, but since its a Universal Home Video release who knows (remember, they're the people who have brought us odd releases of Law & Order on DVD...and don't get me started on how House M.D. Season 1 is widescreen, but not anamorphic...that's just assinine in this day and age...kinda like George Lucas deciding to release the original versions of the Star Wars Trilogy and not making them anamorphic or in surround sound...wait...he's doing just that?? More ranting on that some other time).
WEDNESDAYS
8pm Bones (moves to Fridays at 8 in January 2007) -- This like Criminal Minds is not a great show, but it is a fun one. It's the chemistry between David Boreanaz and Emily Deschannel is what keeps it in motion.
9pm Justice (moves to Wednesdays at 8 in January 2007) -- Its a Jerry Bruckheimer produced law show starring Victor Garber. At least Garber got more work after the implosion of Alias. I like Garber, but do I like him enough to watch during the busiest hour in Prime Time...for at least one episode.
THURSDAYS
8pm 'Til Death -- Brad Garrett & Joely Fisher play an old married couple with newleywed next door neighbors. Could be funny given the cast (which also includes Eddie Kaye Thomas)
8:30 Happy Hour -- A generic sounding sitcom about aimless 20-somethings. Not even worth describing. I guess we'll be Tivoing the above show to watch after My Name Is Earl.
9pm The O.C. -- Don't watch the show, so I gots nothing beyond it returns for a 4th Season. Seasons 1 & 2 are on DVD.
FRIDAYS
8pm Nanny 911 -- returns for a 3rd season. There is no G-d!
9pm Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy -- see above comments.
SATURDAYS
8pm Cops -- returns for a 17th Season.
9pm America's Most Wanted -- returns for an 18th Season.
SUNDAYS
7pm Football Overruns
8pm The Simpsons -- returns for an 18th Season. The first 8 seasons are on DVD. There's a movie coming out in July 2007. While the quality (and the amount of merchandising) has dropped a bit in recent years, it's still good for a laugh or four.
8:30 American Dad -- returns for a 2nd Season. It took a while for this show to grow on me and while it's not as funny as Family Guy it's still funnier than most live sitcoms on TV today. The first half of Season One is already available on DVD.
9pm Family Guy -- returns for a 6th season. Yay! Everything up to the first three episodes of Season 5 are on DVD (Don't ask...it would take a lot of explaining about production runs versus seasonal airings...and I got better things to write about).
9:30 The War At Home -- why this show is returning for a 2nd season is beyond me. Its little more than a Married With Children clone...and a bad one at that.
MIDSEASON
24 (Mondays at 9 in January 2007) -- The first 4 seasons are on DVD and I'm pretty sure Season 5 will show up before Season 6 starts (it's Fox Home Video...very reliable). Season 6 features Jack finally going to the bathroom since he apparently hasn't done that in five years.
American Idol (Tuesdays at 8 for Performance Show, Wednesdays at 9 for Results Show in January 2007) -- My wife'll be happy. To me its background noise (though I did kind of like Mandisa and Taylor this past season).
The Loop (Wednesdays at 9:30 in January 2007) -- This funny funny show deserved a second season. Just wish we'd see it before January. Maybe we will as one of those new sitcoms sounds like its just generic enough to have no viwers.
The Wedding Album (Fridays at 9 in January 2007) -- Bruno Campos stars as a photographer who takes wedding photos. Yawn.
King of the Hill (Sundays at 7:30 in January 2007) -- Returns for Season 11. The first 6 are on DVD. Not sure where to go with this one. Its still a good show, but it does feel a bit tired (and I had heard it would be ending after Season 10). Hopefully, this season will get a bit better.
The Winner -- Rob Cordry stars as a 32 year old man who still lives with his parents and is just starting to find himself and blossom. Julie Haggerty and Lenny Clarke are his parents.
Duets -- Established singers get paired with celebrities who aren't known for singing in this Simon Cowell produced show. It's a bit like Dancing With The Stars only more painful (for our ears).
On The Lot -- Think of this as a cross between Project Greenlight and The Apprentice only instead of Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Donald Trump, we have Steven Spielberg. Sixteen contestants are divided into teams and each week have to make a film in an assigned genre. The show will air two nights a week. The first night is "Premiere Night" when the shorts (films) of aspiring filmmakers are show and the second is "Box Office Night" where we get to vote on the results. The "director" of the losing team is executed on live TV (okay...he's just fired...but we're gonna get to that point eventually the way we're going).
Well...that covers the Network Upfronts. I'll be back with a recap of what I plan on watching next season...and a look at shows that aren't on the "major" networks...
Be seeing you.
Friday, May 19, 2006
The CW 2005-2006 Review/2006-2007 Preview
What happens when two flagging networks decide to join forces? Welcome to The CW, the offpsirng of UPN and The WB. Now instead of two networks that have two different off nights of programming and neither one is cleared in more than 90% of the country, we have one network that has programming every night and can be viewed in almost every part of the cuntry.
Of course, now it means there's less room for new shows. And not everyone from both networks is going to make the cut. So here's what the two networks have cancelled.
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
One on One -- 5 Seasons/111 Episodes
Half and Half -- 4 Seasons/91 Episodes
Everwood -- 4 Seasons/89 Episodes -- While this show is still airing and has a few more episodes before its officially over, I'm going to be sorry to see it go. It got a bad rap for a variety of reasons and none of them were deserved. More than a teen soap, more than a fish out of water story, this was a show with heart that wasn't afraid to tackle life's little complexities. Unfortunately, only the first season is available on DVD
The Bedford Diaries -- 8 Episodes
Love, Inc. -- 19 Episodes
Eve -- 3 Seasons/65 Episodes
Cuts -- 2 Seasons/31 Episodes
Survival of the Richest -- 6 Episodes
Modern Men -- 7 Episodes
South Beach -- 8 Episodes
Charmed -- 8 Seasons/178 Episodes -- 5 Seasons on DVD.
Get This Party Started -- 2 Episodes
Just Legal -- 3 episodes of 9 aired
Sex, Love and Secrets -- 4 of 8 episodes aired
What I Like About You -- 4 Seasons/86 Episodes
Related -- 18 Episodes
Living With Fran -- 20 Episodes
Twins -- 18 Episodes
Pepper Dennis -- 13 Episodes (not sure if all will have aired, The WB has a few more scheduled through the end of May, but there would still be four more episodes to air in June).
And now without further ado, here it is, the premiere lineup of a new network: The CW.
MONDAYS
8pm 7th Heaven -- 11th Season -- This show was supposed to end (to leave room for Everwood or Mercy Reef, the Aquaman show), but instead, for some reason, at the very last minute (and after a series finale had aired), the show was renewed. It better be worth it (it was the highest rated show on the WB). The first two seasons are on DVD.
9pm Runaway -- Donnie Wahlberg and Leslie Hope star as the heads of a family that is on the run because the father was wrongly accused of a crime. It's The Fugitive with a family in tow.
TUESDAYS
8pm Gilmore Girls -- 7th Season -- The first 5 seasons are on DVD.
9pm Veronica Mars -- 3rd Season -- One of the best shows on TV almost didn't make the cut (in fact, we've been told that while the show did get a full season pickup of 22 episodes, if the ratings are still low it will get shrunk to 13). The first season is on DVD now and season 2 will be out by the end of the summer. You should be watching this show.
WEDNESDAYS
8pm America's Next Top Model -- 7th Season -- Season 1 on DVD.
9pm One Tree Hill -- 4th Season Seasons 1 & 2 on DVD.
THURSDAYS
8pm Smallville -- 6th Season -- While the show tends to be hit or miss at times, it's still a fun show to watch. This past season started off with a bang (more Kryptonians arrive, then Brainiac) and kept up good storylines (Lionel possessed by Jor-El, Jonathan running for Senator). But at the same time it ended badly in a creative way (Lana with Lex was bad enough, but now Lex is housing the spirit of General Zod?? He's not evil enough on his own?). Hopefully next season will smooth things out a bit.
9pm Supernatural -- 2nd Season -- Season 1 on DVD this summer.
FRIDAYS
8pm WWE Friday Night Smackdown -- There was a time I enjoyed watching wrestling. I'm sure it'll happen again when Malcolm's old enough to appreciate it, but by then all my favorites will be too old or too dead (heck, I'm sure most of them are already).
SATURDAYS
No Programming
SUNDAYS
7pm Everybody Hates Chris -- 2nd Season
7:30 All Of Us -- 4th Season
8pm Girlfriends -- 7th Season
8:30 The Game -- This new sitcom is about the wives of professional football players. Didn't HBO pass on a show like this?
9pm Repeats
MIDSEASON
Reba -- 6th Season -- The first three seasons are on DVD.
Beauty And The Geek -- 3rd Season
Hidden Palms -- How well do you know your neighbors? Well enough to see this as an attempt to cash in on Desperate Housewives??
Of course, now it means there's less room for new shows. And not everyone from both networks is going to make the cut. So here's what the two networks have cancelled.
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
One on One -- 5 Seasons/111 Episodes
Half and Half -- 4 Seasons/91 Episodes
Everwood -- 4 Seasons/89 Episodes -- While this show is still airing and has a few more episodes before its officially over, I'm going to be sorry to see it go. It got a bad rap for a variety of reasons and none of them were deserved. More than a teen soap, more than a fish out of water story, this was a show with heart that wasn't afraid to tackle life's little complexities. Unfortunately, only the first season is available on DVD
The Bedford Diaries -- 8 Episodes
Love, Inc. -- 19 Episodes
Eve -- 3 Seasons/65 Episodes
Cuts -- 2 Seasons/31 Episodes
Survival of the Richest -- 6 Episodes
Modern Men -- 7 Episodes
South Beach -- 8 Episodes
Charmed -- 8 Seasons/178 Episodes -- 5 Seasons on DVD.
Get This Party Started -- 2 Episodes
Just Legal -- 3 episodes of 9 aired
Sex, Love and Secrets -- 4 of 8 episodes aired
What I Like About You -- 4 Seasons/86 Episodes
Related -- 18 Episodes
Living With Fran -- 20 Episodes
Twins -- 18 Episodes
Pepper Dennis -- 13 Episodes (not sure if all will have aired, The WB has a few more scheduled through the end of May, but there would still be four more episodes to air in June).
And now without further ado, here it is, the premiere lineup of a new network: The CW.
MONDAYS
8pm 7th Heaven -- 11th Season -- This show was supposed to end (to leave room for Everwood or Mercy Reef, the Aquaman show), but instead, for some reason, at the very last minute (and after a series finale had aired), the show was renewed. It better be worth it (it was the highest rated show on the WB). The first two seasons are on DVD.
9pm Runaway -- Donnie Wahlberg and Leslie Hope star as the heads of a family that is on the run because the father was wrongly accused of a crime. It's The Fugitive with a family in tow.
TUESDAYS
8pm Gilmore Girls -- 7th Season -- The first 5 seasons are on DVD.
9pm Veronica Mars -- 3rd Season -- One of the best shows on TV almost didn't make the cut (in fact, we've been told that while the show did get a full season pickup of 22 episodes, if the ratings are still low it will get shrunk to 13). The first season is on DVD now and season 2 will be out by the end of the summer. You should be watching this show.
WEDNESDAYS
8pm America's Next Top Model -- 7th Season -- Season 1 on DVD.
9pm One Tree Hill -- 4th Season Seasons 1 & 2 on DVD.
THURSDAYS
8pm Smallville -- 6th Season -- While the show tends to be hit or miss at times, it's still a fun show to watch. This past season started off with a bang (more Kryptonians arrive, then Brainiac) and kept up good storylines (Lionel possessed by Jor-El, Jonathan running for Senator). But at the same time it ended badly in a creative way (Lana with Lex was bad enough, but now Lex is housing the spirit of General Zod?? He's not evil enough on his own?). Hopefully next season will smooth things out a bit.
9pm Supernatural -- 2nd Season -- Season 1 on DVD this summer.
FRIDAYS
8pm WWE Friday Night Smackdown -- There was a time I enjoyed watching wrestling. I'm sure it'll happen again when Malcolm's old enough to appreciate it, but by then all my favorites will be too old or too dead (heck, I'm sure most of them are already).
SATURDAYS
No Programming
SUNDAYS
7pm Everybody Hates Chris -- 2nd Season
7:30 All Of Us -- 4th Season
8pm Girlfriends -- 7th Season
8:30 The Game -- This new sitcom is about the wives of professional football players. Didn't HBO pass on a show like this?
9pm Repeats
MIDSEASON
Reba -- 6th Season -- The first three seasons are on DVD.
Beauty And The Geek -- 3rd Season
Hidden Palms -- How well do you know your neighbors? Well enough to see this as an attempt to cash in on Desperate Housewives??
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
CBS 2005-2006 Review/2006-2007 Preview
CBS has announced its new fall schedule. This poses a bit of a problem for me since I really haven't watched many CBS shows over the last few years. I stopped watching when Now and Again was cancelled back in May of 2000. I just started watching again this past season (because of Criminal Minds...more on that later). So all you'll get from me are lists of what's been cancelled and what's new for next year with a few comments on some surviving shows. Sorry...it's the best I can do.
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
Courting Alex -- 7 episodes of 13 aired.
Out of Practise -- 14 of 20 episodes aired.
Threshold -- 9 of 13 episodes aired. DVD to be released this summer. Wasn't a bad show. I'd but the DVD. Maybe.
Yes, Dear -- 6 Seasons/122 episodes
Love Monkey -- 3 of 9 episodes aired. VH1 has been running the entire show and will have completed airing all nine episodes next week. This show was fun. It sits on our DVR awaiting a marathon. A DVD release would be nice, too.
Still Standing -- 4 Seasons/88 Episodes
MONDAYS
8pm How I Met Your Mother -- Returns for a 2nd Season.
8:30 The Class -- Look, folks. Friends gets remade as a show about 20-somethings. Yawn.
9pm Two And A Half Men -- Returns for a 4th Season.
9:30 The New Adventures of Old Christine -- Returns for a 2nd Season.
10pm CSI: Miami -- Returns for a 5th Season. First 3 Seasons on DVD.
TUESDAYS
8pm NCIS -- Returns for a 4th Season
9pm The Unit -- Returns for a 2nd Season. Tried watching this because of the talent (Dennis Haysburt, Robert Patrick, David Mamet), but it just didn't click for me.
10pm Smith -- Ray Liotta stars as a thief with a family who don't know what he does for a living. Could be interesting and I do like Liotta.
WEDNESDAYS
8pm Jeircho -- Skeet Ulrich and Gerald McRaney star in this just after the apocaypse drama about a town that believes that the end has come and they're cut off from anyone else. How will they make it on their own? Did the world end? Sounds interesting.
9pm Criminal Minds -- This was the show that got me to break my boycott of CBS. Mandy Patinkin is an amazingly talented actor and I'll watch him in almost anything. This show is not great, but it is a good proecdural about the FBI's Behavior Analysis Unit (they profile serial killers and such). The stories have been decent, but predictable. Hopefully next season will delve a bit more into the backstories of the team members. And it'd be nice next time when theyy have a season finale to advertise it as such. We didn't know and we're left with a maddening cliffhanger.
10pm CSI: NY -- Returns for a 3rd Season. I was watching these in reruns and on DVD and this would be my favorite part of the "franchise" (since I gave up watching the other two on DVD and in reruns). Maybe we'll start watching "live" now that the boycott's over. The first Season is on DVD. I assume Season 2 will be out before the new one starts.
THURSDAYS
8pm Survivor -- Now entering its 13th Season. Seasons 1, 2, 7 & 8 are on DVD.
9pm CSI -- Now entering its 7th Season. The first 5 Seasons are on DVD.
10pm Shark -- James Woods and Jeri Ryan star in a law drama whose pilot is directed by Spike Lee. I'll give it the one episode shot because of the talent, but the concept leaves me cold (there's no more room in my heart for a law show just now...even Boston Legal is skating on thin ice as I stack up episodes to watch when I find the time).
FRIDAYS
8pm Ghost Whisperer -- 2nd Season in the fall.
9pm Close To Home -- 2nd Season in the fall.
10pm Numb3rs -- 3rd Season in the fall. Season 1 is on DVD by month's end.
SATURDAYS
8pm Crimetime Saturday (Why can't they just call it CSI: Repeats?)
10pm 48 Hours Mystery -- 18 Seasons and three name changes.
SUNDAYS
7pm 60 Minutes -- Running since 1968, it should be called 19972800 Minutes now (unless my math is off).
8pm The Amazing Race -- Returns for a 10th Season. Seasons 1 & 7 are on DVD.
9pm Cold Case -- Returns for a 4th Season.
10pm Witout A Trace -- Returns for a 5th Season. The 1st Season is on DVD.
MIDSEASON
The King Of Queens -- Returns for a shortened 9th Season. 1st Five Seasons on DVD.
3 LBS. -- Stanley Tucci stars in a medical drama. See my comments about Shark and apply them here (just change Boston Legal to House M.D. and drop the comment about skating on thin ice).
Rules of Engagement -- Hmmm...Patrick Warburton in a sitcom about two married couples and a single guy (wasn't this known as The Single Guy when it aired on NBC back in the 190s?). Warburton is what would get it a shot in my book. The concept is blah.
Waterfront -- Joe Pantoliano is a Mayor. Meh.
A quick addendum to yesterday's news about ABC....There may be a movie or two based on Commander In Chief, but I'll believe it when I see it. I also inadvertantly left Less Than Perfect off my "Gone But Not Forgotten" list. I forgot this show was burning off episodes this summer. I don't know how many, but up until now it's had 4 seasons and 71 episodes (this being the 4th season right now)...but I don't care how many more are coming, do you?
Tomorrow it's time for FOX...and then the new network known as The CW. We already know all the shows that will be airing next season (more Veronica Mars! Yay! no more Everwood! Boo! More Smallville! Yay! No Mercy Reef! -- the Aquaman show -- oh well), we just don't know nights and times. Stay tuned.
Be seeing you.
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
Courting Alex -- 7 episodes of 13 aired.
Out of Practise -- 14 of 20 episodes aired.
Threshold -- 9 of 13 episodes aired. DVD to be released this summer. Wasn't a bad show. I'd but the DVD. Maybe.
Yes, Dear -- 6 Seasons/122 episodes
Love Monkey -- 3 of 9 episodes aired. VH1 has been running the entire show and will have completed airing all nine episodes next week. This show was fun. It sits on our DVR awaiting a marathon. A DVD release would be nice, too.
Still Standing -- 4 Seasons/88 Episodes
MONDAYS
8pm How I Met Your Mother -- Returns for a 2nd Season.
8:30 The Class -- Look, folks. Friends gets remade as a show about 20-somethings. Yawn.
9pm Two And A Half Men -- Returns for a 4th Season.
9:30 The New Adventures of Old Christine -- Returns for a 2nd Season.
10pm CSI: Miami -- Returns for a 5th Season. First 3 Seasons on DVD.
TUESDAYS
8pm NCIS -- Returns for a 4th Season
9pm The Unit -- Returns for a 2nd Season. Tried watching this because of the talent (Dennis Haysburt, Robert Patrick, David Mamet), but it just didn't click for me.
10pm Smith -- Ray Liotta stars as a thief with a family who don't know what he does for a living. Could be interesting and I do like Liotta.
WEDNESDAYS
8pm Jeircho -- Skeet Ulrich and Gerald McRaney star in this just after the apocaypse drama about a town that believes that the end has come and they're cut off from anyone else. How will they make it on their own? Did the world end? Sounds interesting.
9pm Criminal Minds -- This was the show that got me to break my boycott of CBS. Mandy Patinkin is an amazingly talented actor and I'll watch him in almost anything. This show is not great, but it is a good proecdural about the FBI's Behavior Analysis Unit (they profile serial killers and such). The stories have been decent, but predictable. Hopefully next season will delve a bit more into the backstories of the team members. And it'd be nice next time when theyy have a season finale to advertise it as such. We didn't know and we're left with a maddening cliffhanger.
10pm CSI: NY -- Returns for a 3rd Season. I was watching these in reruns and on DVD and this would be my favorite part of the "franchise" (since I gave up watching the other two on DVD and in reruns). Maybe we'll start watching "live" now that the boycott's over. The first Season is on DVD. I assume Season 2 will be out before the new one starts.
THURSDAYS
8pm Survivor -- Now entering its 13th Season. Seasons 1, 2, 7 & 8 are on DVD.
9pm CSI -- Now entering its 7th Season. The first 5 Seasons are on DVD.
10pm Shark -- James Woods and Jeri Ryan star in a law drama whose pilot is directed by Spike Lee. I'll give it the one episode shot because of the talent, but the concept leaves me cold (there's no more room in my heart for a law show just now...even Boston Legal is skating on thin ice as I stack up episodes to watch when I find the time).
FRIDAYS
8pm Ghost Whisperer -- 2nd Season in the fall.
9pm Close To Home -- 2nd Season in the fall.
10pm Numb3rs -- 3rd Season in the fall. Season 1 is on DVD by month's end.
SATURDAYS
8pm Crimetime Saturday (Why can't they just call it CSI: Repeats?)
10pm 48 Hours Mystery -- 18 Seasons and three name changes.
SUNDAYS
7pm 60 Minutes -- Running since 1968, it should be called 19972800 Minutes now (unless my math is off).
8pm The Amazing Race -- Returns for a 10th Season. Seasons 1 & 7 are on DVD.
9pm Cold Case -- Returns for a 4th Season.
10pm Witout A Trace -- Returns for a 5th Season. The 1st Season is on DVD.
MIDSEASON
The King Of Queens -- Returns for a shortened 9th Season. 1st Five Seasons on DVD.
3 LBS. -- Stanley Tucci stars in a medical drama. See my comments about Shark and apply them here (just change Boston Legal to House M.D. and drop the comment about skating on thin ice).
Rules of Engagement -- Hmmm...Patrick Warburton in a sitcom about two married couples and a single guy (wasn't this known as The Single Guy when it aired on NBC back in the 190s?). Warburton is what would get it a shot in my book. The concept is blah.
Waterfront -- Joe Pantoliano is a Mayor. Meh.
A quick addendum to yesterday's news about ABC....There may be a movie or two based on Commander In Chief, but I'll believe it when I see it. I also inadvertantly left Less Than Perfect off my "Gone But Not Forgotten" list. I forgot this show was burning off episodes this summer. I don't know how many, but up until now it's had 4 seasons and 71 episodes (this being the 4th season right now)...but I don't care how many more are coming, do you?
Tomorrow it's time for FOX...and then the new network known as The CW. We already know all the shows that will be airing next season (more Veronica Mars! Yay! no more Everwood! Boo! More Smallville! Yay! No Mercy Reef! -- the Aquaman show -- oh well), we just don't know nights and times. Stay tuned.
Be seeing you.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
ABC 2005-2006 Review/2006-2007 Preview
Here's ABC's new fall lineup, but first a moment of silence for those not returning:
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
Crumbs -- 5 episodes of 8 aired -- I really liked this quirky sitcom. I was sorry to see it go.
Emily's Reasons Why Not -- 1 episode of 6 aired -- I really disliked this boring sitcom and was not sorry to see it go.
Jake In Progress -- 2 seasons/17 episodes/3 unaired -- This show had a good first season and then got changed too much to make the second feel like it was a continuation anyway. It's too bad. It had potential.
Miracle Workers -- 5 episodes of 7 aired -- This reality show featured doctors helping people. I hate to be cynical about things, but haven't we seen enough of that on TV? Don't we want more escapist fare? Apparently we did (or at least more Deal or No Deal).
Sons and Daughters -- 10 episodes of 11 aired -- Missed this entirely. Well...I didn't so much as miss it as didn't bother to check it out.
Alias -- 5 seasons/103 episodes -- What started off as a great show slowly devolved into a mess. I haven't seen much on season 4 yet as after season 2 this became a DVD exclusive show for us. Don't tell me what happens cause I don't know when I'll get around to seeing the end. The first four seasons are on DVD. Season 5 should be out this fall.
Commander in Chief -- 15 episodes of 18 aired -- What started off as the highest rated new show of the 2005-2006 season quickly because one of its lowest for a variety of reasons. Replacing the show's creator never helps. Keeping the show off the air for months to retool it also never helps. Luckily, the last episodes will be burned off (starting the end of this month) and no one will have to buy the DVD set (assuming it's still coming...but I bet they change the title from "Inaugural Edition" to something else).
Hot Properties -- 13 episodes -- While I'm pretty sure there's a successful sitcom to be based in the world of Real Estate, this wasn't it.
Night Stalker -- 4 episodes of 10 aired -- The worst part of this show was the fact that it didn't change its title or character names. Instead of getting a remake of a cult TV series, we got a complete re-invention. It wasn't bad once you got past the idea that this wasn't the same old Carl Kolchak. It got cancelled in the middle of a two part story. Damn you ABC. Luckily, the whole show arrives on DVD at the end of the month and SciFi starts rerunning all the episodes this summer.
Freddie -- 22 episodes -- Not a big fan of Freddie Prinze, Jr. (though his stints on Boston Legal as Donnie Crane were fun). So I never caught this show.
Hope & Faith -- 3 seasons/73 episodes -- This was a mildly amusing sitcom that wasted the talents of a number of people. The walking definition of cute.
Invasion -- 22 episodes -- The series finale airs tomorrow night, so it'll be interesting to see if things get wrapped up or not (they didn't know cancellation was coming when they filmed what would have been the season finale). This was the BEST new show of the 2005-2006 season. Sure it took a while to get into it, but like a great story once it hooked you, it kept its fingers in you. I'll be back with a more in depth review of the whole series when it gets released on DVD later this summer (assuming that release still happens).
Rodney -- 2 Seasons/36 episodes -- Never saw it, never will.
In Justice -- 13 episodes -- This should have been a show I'd watch. Lawyers trying to free the wrongly convicted, led by Kyle Maclachlan? I watch too much TV as it is and there wasn't anything new here that would hook me, after all it's still a lawyer show.
The Evidence -- 6 episodes/2 unaired -- Orlando Jones & Rob Estes starred in yet another procedural cop show. Had they given it a twist (like Orlando Jones shoots 7-Up cans out his butt) maybe it'd have lasted longer.
MONDAYS
8pm Wife Swap
9pm The Bachelor
10pm What About Brian
I have nothing to say about any of these returning shows. I don't watch them.
TUESDAYS
8pm Dancing With The Stars -- Yawn.
9pm Let's Rob...Donal Logue (Grounded For Life) stars in this sitcom about a group of friends who decide to break into Mick Jagger's apartment. Jagger appears briefly in the pilot, but I'd like to know what happens when they pull off the heist. It is a sitcom after all...not a drama. But it is from the creators of Ed, so there may be more there than we can currently see.
9:30 Help Me Help You -- It's group therapy with Ted Danson, Jane Kaczmarek and Jere Burns (wait...didn't he do the group therapy thing in Dear John).
10pm Boston Legal -- Sure it's gotten a bit silly this season, but it's still entertaining.
WEDNESDAYS
8pm Dancing With The Stars -- A Double Yawn!
9pm Lost -- With season two being mostly one step forward, two steps back I'm hoping season three will pick up the pace a bit. Not that slow pacing is bad, but after a while it gets infuriating. The first season is on DVD. Season 2 arrives on DVD just before the start of season 3. The most interesting theory I've read about the show connects it to Shakespeare's The Tempest and the 50s sci-fi classic Forbidden Planet (also based on Shakespeare's play and getting its own DVD special edition, finally, this fall).
10pm The Nine -- This show follows a hostage crisis over 52 hours. Sounds interesting. The cast ups the ante. Starring Chi McBride, Tim Daly, Kim Raver (guess Audrey's not returning to 24 next season), Scott Wolf (guess Jake's not returning to Everwood next season...assuming it even returns..we'll find out Thursday) and John Billingsly (guess the Vice President's brother won't be turning up alive for much longer on Prison Break next season...not that the VP will be around either...check out ABC's Sunday night schedule). This is a must see for me.
THURSDAYS
8pm Big Day -- Imagine Father of the Bride crossed with 24 and you've got this show that follows the planning of a wedding from the beginning of the season to the end. I wonder what a second season would get us? Marla Sokoloff and Josh Bloom are the young couple.
8:30 Notes From The Underground -- This sitcom is about a young couple having a baby. At least this way if it succeeds they can't "jump the shark" by adding a kid.
9pm Grey's Anatomy -- Didn't care much for this show when it premiered. Still don't. Season 1 is on DVD.
10pm Six Degrees -- The creators of Lost bring us a new drama in which six strangers affect each others lives in unknown ways and are slowly drawn together. That's pretty vague huh? So's the cast, but I'd follow these guys off a cliff for an episode just to see where they're going.
FRIDAYS
8pm Betty The Ugly -- Salma Hayek produces this hour long comedy about a large Latino lady who winds up working in the fashion industry.
9pm Men In Trees -- Anne Heche stars as a relationship coach. Yawn
10pm 20/20
SATURDAYS
8pm Saturday Night College Football
SUNDAYS
7pm America's Funniest Home Videos -- are there any men aside from me and six people I know know who have yet to been hit in the crotch and embarassed on national TV?
8pm Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
9pm Desperate Housewives -- Season 2 got a bit silly at times and I wish Bree would get her come uppance, but I look forward to seeing where this goes. Season 1 is on DVD. Season 2 arrives this summer.
10pm Brothers & Sisters -- The biggest problem I have with this family style soap opera-ish show (from descriptions) is that Patricia Wettig is part of the cast. If she's here, who's running the country over on Prison Break? Even though it has a good cast (which also includes Calista Flockhart, Ron Rifkin, Balthazar getty and Rachel Griffiths) and is from Marti Noxon (one of the writers from Buffy The Vampire Slayer) I have ZERO interest in this show.
MIDSEASON REPLACEMENTS/RETURNS
Day Break -- Taye Diggs stars as Eliza Dushku (just kidding, but not really) in this show from Rob Bowman (of The X-Files). Here we have a cop who wakes up to find himself accused of killing someone and has to uncover the clues to his framing. Unfortunately, he wakes up the same day every day...just like in Tru Calling. We'll see.
Traveller -- Two friends are accused of a terrorist act and are hopeful that a third can clear them, but they discover that he may not have existed in the first place. Wrap up every action & sci-fi show of the last decade in a burrito and I think this is what you'd get. Could be interesting. We'll see.
In Case Of Emergency -- It's group therapy with David Arquette, Greg Germann, Jonathan Silverman, Kelly Hu & Lori Laughlin as their doctor. It's a good thing ABC has a backup in case Help Me Help You fails. It's smarter than NBC airing their two backstage looks at SNL right up front. Jon Favreau is the executive producer.
Set For The Rest Of Your Life (airing Tuesdays at 8pm after Dancing With The Stars ends) -- This new game show is like The Newlywed Game but with higher stakes. In the first part, contestants try to gain as much of a monthly stipend as possible. Will it be $10 or $10,000? In the second half, they're playing for time. Will they get just one month? A year? A decade? Or will it be for the rest of their lives?
The George Lopez Show (Wednesdays at 8pm after Dancing With The Stars ends) returns for a sixth season.
According To Jim (Wednesdays at 8:30 after Dancing With The Stars ends) returns for a sixth season. Why?
Just For Laughs -- Candid Camera gets ripped off...again.
Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call -- Ugh...a self help show in prime time?? Dr. Phil wasn't available? John Edwards?
American Inventor -- Why?
Supernanny (airing Mondays at 8pm after The Bachelor ends)
Up tomorrow...CBS...that'll be interesting, won't it?
Be seeing you.
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
Crumbs -- 5 episodes of 8 aired -- I really liked this quirky sitcom. I was sorry to see it go.
Emily's Reasons Why Not -- 1 episode of 6 aired -- I really disliked this boring sitcom and was not sorry to see it go.
Jake In Progress -- 2 seasons/17 episodes/3 unaired -- This show had a good first season and then got changed too much to make the second feel like it was a continuation anyway. It's too bad. It had potential.
Miracle Workers -- 5 episodes of 7 aired -- This reality show featured doctors helping people. I hate to be cynical about things, but haven't we seen enough of that on TV? Don't we want more escapist fare? Apparently we did (or at least more Deal or No Deal).
Sons and Daughters -- 10 episodes of 11 aired -- Missed this entirely. Well...I didn't so much as miss it as didn't bother to check it out.
Alias -- 5 seasons/103 episodes -- What started off as a great show slowly devolved into a mess. I haven't seen much on season 4 yet as after season 2 this became a DVD exclusive show for us. Don't tell me what happens cause I don't know when I'll get around to seeing the end. The first four seasons are on DVD. Season 5 should be out this fall.
Commander in Chief -- 15 episodes of 18 aired -- What started off as the highest rated new show of the 2005-2006 season quickly because one of its lowest for a variety of reasons. Replacing the show's creator never helps. Keeping the show off the air for months to retool it also never helps. Luckily, the last episodes will be burned off (starting the end of this month) and no one will have to buy the DVD set (assuming it's still coming...but I bet they change the title from "Inaugural Edition" to something else).
Hot Properties -- 13 episodes -- While I'm pretty sure there's a successful sitcom to be based in the world of Real Estate, this wasn't it.
Night Stalker -- 4 episodes of 10 aired -- The worst part of this show was the fact that it didn't change its title or character names. Instead of getting a remake of a cult TV series, we got a complete re-invention. It wasn't bad once you got past the idea that this wasn't the same old Carl Kolchak. It got cancelled in the middle of a two part story. Damn you ABC. Luckily, the whole show arrives on DVD at the end of the month and SciFi starts rerunning all the episodes this summer.
Freddie -- 22 episodes -- Not a big fan of Freddie Prinze, Jr. (though his stints on Boston Legal as Donnie Crane were fun). So I never caught this show.
Hope & Faith -- 3 seasons/73 episodes -- This was a mildly amusing sitcom that wasted the talents of a number of people. The walking definition of cute.
Invasion -- 22 episodes -- The series finale airs tomorrow night, so it'll be interesting to see if things get wrapped up or not (they didn't know cancellation was coming when they filmed what would have been the season finale). This was the BEST new show of the 2005-2006 season. Sure it took a while to get into it, but like a great story once it hooked you, it kept its fingers in you. I'll be back with a more in depth review of the whole series when it gets released on DVD later this summer (assuming that release still happens).
Rodney -- 2 Seasons/36 episodes -- Never saw it, never will.
In Justice -- 13 episodes -- This should have been a show I'd watch. Lawyers trying to free the wrongly convicted, led by Kyle Maclachlan? I watch too much TV as it is and there wasn't anything new here that would hook me, after all it's still a lawyer show.
The Evidence -- 6 episodes/2 unaired -- Orlando Jones & Rob Estes starred in yet another procedural cop show. Had they given it a twist (like Orlando Jones shoots 7-Up cans out his butt) maybe it'd have lasted longer.
MONDAYS
8pm Wife Swap
9pm The Bachelor
10pm What About Brian
I have nothing to say about any of these returning shows. I don't watch them.
TUESDAYS
8pm Dancing With The Stars -- Yawn.
9pm Let's Rob...Donal Logue (Grounded For Life) stars in this sitcom about a group of friends who decide to break into Mick Jagger's apartment. Jagger appears briefly in the pilot, but I'd like to know what happens when they pull off the heist. It is a sitcom after all...not a drama. But it is from the creators of Ed, so there may be more there than we can currently see.
9:30 Help Me Help You -- It's group therapy with Ted Danson, Jane Kaczmarek and Jere Burns (wait...didn't he do the group therapy thing in Dear John).
10pm Boston Legal -- Sure it's gotten a bit silly this season, but it's still entertaining.
WEDNESDAYS
8pm Dancing With The Stars -- A Double Yawn!
9pm Lost -- With season two being mostly one step forward, two steps back I'm hoping season three will pick up the pace a bit. Not that slow pacing is bad, but after a while it gets infuriating. The first season is on DVD. Season 2 arrives on DVD just before the start of season 3. The most interesting theory I've read about the show connects it to Shakespeare's The Tempest and the 50s sci-fi classic Forbidden Planet (also based on Shakespeare's play and getting its own DVD special edition, finally, this fall).
10pm The Nine -- This show follows a hostage crisis over 52 hours. Sounds interesting. The cast ups the ante. Starring Chi McBride, Tim Daly, Kim Raver (guess Audrey's not returning to 24 next season), Scott Wolf (guess Jake's not returning to Everwood next season...assuming it even returns..we'll find out Thursday) and John Billingsly (guess the Vice President's brother won't be turning up alive for much longer on Prison Break next season...not that the VP will be around either...check out ABC's Sunday night schedule). This is a must see for me.
THURSDAYS
8pm Big Day -- Imagine Father of the Bride crossed with 24 and you've got this show that follows the planning of a wedding from the beginning of the season to the end. I wonder what a second season would get us? Marla Sokoloff and Josh Bloom are the young couple.
8:30 Notes From The Underground -- This sitcom is about a young couple having a baby. At least this way if it succeeds they can't "jump the shark" by adding a kid.
9pm Grey's Anatomy -- Didn't care much for this show when it premiered. Still don't. Season 1 is on DVD.
10pm Six Degrees -- The creators of Lost bring us a new drama in which six strangers affect each others lives in unknown ways and are slowly drawn together. That's pretty vague huh? So's the cast, but I'd follow these guys off a cliff for an episode just to see where they're going.
FRIDAYS
8pm Betty The Ugly -- Salma Hayek produces this hour long comedy about a large Latino lady who winds up working in the fashion industry.
9pm Men In Trees -- Anne Heche stars as a relationship coach. Yawn
10pm 20/20
SATURDAYS
8pm Saturday Night College Football
SUNDAYS
7pm America's Funniest Home Videos -- are there any men aside from me and six people I know know who have yet to been hit in the crotch and embarassed on national TV?
8pm Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
9pm Desperate Housewives -- Season 2 got a bit silly at times and I wish Bree would get her come uppance, but I look forward to seeing where this goes. Season 1 is on DVD. Season 2 arrives this summer.
10pm Brothers & Sisters -- The biggest problem I have with this family style soap opera-ish show (from descriptions) is that Patricia Wettig is part of the cast. If she's here, who's running the country over on Prison Break? Even though it has a good cast (which also includes Calista Flockhart, Ron Rifkin, Balthazar getty and Rachel Griffiths) and is from Marti Noxon (one of the writers from Buffy The Vampire Slayer) I have ZERO interest in this show.
MIDSEASON REPLACEMENTS/RETURNS
Day Break -- Taye Diggs stars as Eliza Dushku (just kidding, but not really) in this show from Rob Bowman (of The X-Files). Here we have a cop who wakes up to find himself accused of killing someone and has to uncover the clues to his framing. Unfortunately, he wakes up the same day every day...just like in Tru Calling. We'll see.
Traveller -- Two friends are accused of a terrorist act and are hopeful that a third can clear them, but they discover that he may not have existed in the first place. Wrap up every action & sci-fi show of the last decade in a burrito and I think this is what you'd get. Could be interesting. We'll see.
In Case Of Emergency -- It's group therapy with David Arquette, Greg Germann, Jonathan Silverman, Kelly Hu & Lori Laughlin as their doctor. It's a good thing ABC has a backup in case Help Me Help You fails. It's smarter than NBC airing their two backstage looks at SNL right up front. Jon Favreau is the executive producer.
Set For The Rest Of Your Life (airing Tuesdays at 8pm after Dancing With The Stars ends) -- This new game show is like The Newlywed Game but with higher stakes. In the first part, contestants try to gain as much of a monthly stipend as possible. Will it be $10 or $10,000? In the second half, they're playing for time. Will they get just one month? A year? A decade? Or will it be for the rest of their lives?
The George Lopez Show (Wednesdays at 8pm after Dancing With The Stars ends) returns for a sixth season.
According To Jim (Wednesdays at 8:30 after Dancing With The Stars ends) returns for a sixth season. Why?
Just For Laughs -- Candid Camera gets ripped off...again.
Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call -- Ugh...a self help show in prime time?? Dr. Phil wasn't available? John Edwards?
American Inventor -- Why?
Supernanny (airing Mondays at 8pm after The Bachelor ends)
Up tomorrow...CBS...that'll be interesting, won't it?
Be seeing you.
NBC 2005-2006 Review/2006-2007 Preview
NBC announced their new fall lineup. Here's my take on it as well as a review of the season that is just ending.
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
Teachers -- 6 episodes -- Didn't watch it, didn't care. I assume the title says it all about this sitcom...as does it's status of not returning in the fall.
Conviction -- 13 episodes -- This attempt by Law & Order creator Dick Wolf to combine his franchise philosophy with the David E. Kelley type of law show (like Boston Legal) was bland and boring at best.
E-Ring -- 14 episodes aired of 20 shot -- Looks like Benjamin Bratt and Dennis Hopper will be looking for new work soon since this Pentagon based drama tanked.
Fear Factor -- 6 seasons/142 episodes -- This gross out game show finally gets put to bed as NBC burns off a number of episodes this summer...and then we'll never see it again...until someone decides to resurrect it or something similar. Season 1 arrives on DVD soon.
Last Comic Standing -- A fourth season of this will be airing this summer, but its not listed on next season's schedule. Anyone remember any of the winners? Didn't think so.
Three Wishes -- 10 episodes -- This Amy Grant hosted show was probably better suited for HGTV than NBC.
Apprentice: Martha Stewart -- 13 episodes -- Dear Martha...your show was a boring clone of a show that was exciting once but has now become a repetative bore...enjoy your successful talk show as you more than anyone knows that fame can be fleeting.
The Book of Daniel -- 4 episodes aired of 8 shot -- NBC bailed quickly on this controverisal show. The only thing that made me watch all 4 episodes was all the controversy. Had no one complained it probably would have died a much quicker death.
Celebrity Cooking Showdown -- I think there were 5 episodes, but this tanked faster than anyone could imagine.
Four Kings -- 7 of 10 episodes aired -- tried watching this one time...it wasn't funny.
Heist -- 5 of 6 episodes aired --I missed this entirely, but it sounded interesting. Oh well.
Inconceivable -- 2 of 9 episodes aired -- I got nothing to say about a drama that takes place in a fertility clinic. Wasn't interested. Didn't watch.
Joey -- 2 Seasons/46 Episodes/8 Unaired -- Hey, it last longer than After M*A*S*H by 8 episodes (or 16 if NBC burns off the 8 unaired episodes). It was mildly funny, like Friends in it's last 4 seasons. Season 1 arrives on DVD soon.
The West Wing -- 7 Seasons/154 Episodes -- I tried several times to get into this show and couldn't. Not really sure why. The first six seasons are currently on DVD.
Will & Grace -- 8 Seasons/193 Episodes -- What? They couldn't find enough guest stars to make an even 200 episodes? Here's a show that ran out of steam at least two seasons ago. Not really sure why I kept watching as I barely cared for anything that happened to the main characters. The first four seasons are on DVD (but I hear the episodes are syndicated versions...yuck).
The new fall schedule looks like this:
MONDAYS
8pm Deal or No Deal -- Sorry folks, I don't get the appeal of this one.
9pm Heroes -- This hour-long drama is about ordinary people who discover they have extra-ordinary powers. It could be interesting even though there's no cast or crew that would draw me in. I'll take a look in the fall and we'll go from there.
10pm Medium -- This show enters its third season and it's become Tivoed summer fodder for us. We enjoy it, but there's other stuff that takes precedence. Season 1 arrives on DVD soon.
TUESDAYS
8pm Friday Night Lights -- based on the popular football movie of a year or two ago.
9pm Kidnapped -- This serialized drama focuses on one kidnapping for the entire season. The concept and the cast get me watching for a three episode tryout. Jeremy Sisto, Delroy Lindo, Dana Delaney and Timothy Hutton are among the cast members.
10pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit -- The more grusome part of the franchise enters its 8th Season. Seasons 1, 2 & 5 are available on DVD (yes...you read that right...it's from Universal Home Video who just generally suck at doing everything).
WEDNESDAYS
8pm The Biggest Loser -- The inspirational/easy to make fun of reality show returns for a 4th season.
9pm 20 Good Years -- John Lithgow and Jeffrey Tambour star as two friends who start living every day as if it were the last. The stars get me watching for a three episode tryout.
9:30 30 Rock -- This sitcom takes a look backstage at a Saturday Night Live type show. Tina Fey stars (as well as creates it) with Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan and Rachel Dratch. Could be interesting and funny with this talent behind it...but does NBC need THREE SNL type shows on the air?? See below.
10pm Law & Order -- Returning for a 17th Season. I'm sure there'll be some cast shakeups. Seasons 1 thru 4 and 14 are available on DVD (thanks Universal).
THURSDAYS
8pm My Name Is Earl -- The best new sitcom of the 2005-2006 season gets a second season and a DVD release of the first around the same time. If you're not watching this just hand over your remote and unplug your set. You don't deserve them.
8:30 The Office -- Sorry folks, just don't get the show. Didn't find it funny after watching all of the first season (now on DVD). Won't be watching the third season when it starts again this fall.
9pm Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip -- Aaron Sorkin (creator of The West Wing) brings us an hour long drama that gives us a behind the scenes look at a Saturday Night Live type show. The cast includes Matthew Perry, Amanda Peet, Bradley Whitford, DL Hughley, Nathan Corddry, Timothy Busfield, Steven Weber and Evan Handler. The power behind this show (cast, crew and concept) get me watching. Looking forward to this one.
10pm ER -- Returns for a 13th Season. Yawn. The first five seasons are on DVD.
FRIDAYS
8pm Deal Or No Deal -- It gets two nights and Scrubs is relegated to a mid-season replacement?? Come on!!
9pm Las Vegas -- Returns for a 4th Season (has it been on that long already??). I still don't watch it. The first 2 seasons are on DVD.
10pm Law & Order: Criminal Intent -- Returns for a 6th Season. Seasons 1 & 3 are on DVD.
SATURDAYS
8pm Dateline -- It took over a decade to get this down to one night a week (and a "dead" night at that). I hope it doesn't take that long to rid the world of Deal Or No Deal.
9pm Reruns -- It'll probably be a few Law & Order franchise episodes if it's not movies.
SUNDAYS
7pm Football In America -- Bob Costas hosts this pre-game show now that NBC has the NFL.
8pm Sunday Night Football -- Are you ready?? I'm just glad that my Sunday night FOX programming won't get delayed, interrupted or shortened any more (I think).
MID-SEASON REPLACEMENTS/RETURNS
The Black Donnelleys (Thursdays at 10pm in January 2007) -- The creators behind this year's Oscar winning film Crash bring this drama of four brothers who are part of the Irish Mafia. It was originally a pilot from the 2005-2006 season that went nowhere. Guess that Oscar was good for something.
America's Got Talent (Sundays at 8pm after Football ends) -- Regis hosts this Simon Cowell produced talent show that's not called American Idol.
The Apprentice (Sundays at 9pm after Football ends) -- Trump moves to LA. Let's hope he stays there. I'm done with this show (after 5 seasons of watching?? I should have been done with it sooner). Only Season 1 has made it to DVD (there is a G-d).
Raines (Sundays at 10pm after Football ends) -- Jeff Goldblum is a detective and Luis Guzman is his partner. Oh...and he talks to dead people...take that CBS for copying Medium with Ghost Whisperer. The only reason I'll even attempt to watch this is because I think Goldblum's a great actor.
The Singles Table -- The creators of 3rd Rock From The Sun and Grounded For Life bring us a comedy about a group that meet at a wedding where they realize the one thing they have in common is they've been put at the singles table. Could be funny.
Andy Barker, P.I. -- Andy Richter returns (after the very funny, but barely watched Andy Richter Controls The Universe and Quintuplets both of which need DVD releases) and hopefully the third time will be the charm. Richter stars as an accountant who is mistaken for a private investigator when he occupies a new office that was previously inhabited by one. He changes careers and does his best to make people think he's the best at what he has no idea of how to do.
Scrubs -- returns for a sixth season (the first three are on DVD) and it still gets no respect from NBC. This show should be paired with My Name Is Earl to create the perfect comedy hour.
Crossing Jordan -- also returns for a sixth season. It's not even on DVD. Does anyone really watch this?
Well...that's all for NBC. Next up is ABC tomorrow.
Be seeing you.
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
Teachers -- 6 episodes -- Didn't watch it, didn't care. I assume the title says it all about this sitcom...as does it's status of not returning in the fall.
Conviction -- 13 episodes -- This attempt by Law & Order creator Dick Wolf to combine his franchise philosophy with the David E. Kelley type of law show (like Boston Legal) was bland and boring at best.
E-Ring -- 14 episodes aired of 20 shot -- Looks like Benjamin Bratt and Dennis Hopper will be looking for new work soon since this Pentagon based drama tanked.
Fear Factor -- 6 seasons/142 episodes -- This gross out game show finally gets put to bed as NBC burns off a number of episodes this summer...and then we'll never see it again...until someone decides to resurrect it or something similar. Season 1 arrives on DVD soon.
Last Comic Standing -- A fourth season of this will be airing this summer, but its not listed on next season's schedule. Anyone remember any of the winners? Didn't think so.
Three Wishes -- 10 episodes -- This Amy Grant hosted show was probably better suited for HGTV than NBC.
Apprentice: Martha Stewart -- 13 episodes -- Dear Martha...your show was a boring clone of a show that was exciting once but has now become a repetative bore...enjoy your successful talk show as you more than anyone knows that fame can be fleeting.
The Book of Daniel -- 4 episodes aired of 8 shot -- NBC bailed quickly on this controverisal show. The only thing that made me watch all 4 episodes was all the controversy. Had no one complained it probably would have died a much quicker death.
Celebrity Cooking Showdown -- I think there were 5 episodes, but this tanked faster than anyone could imagine.
Four Kings -- 7 of 10 episodes aired -- tried watching this one time...it wasn't funny.
Heist -- 5 of 6 episodes aired --I missed this entirely, but it sounded interesting. Oh well.
Inconceivable -- 2 of 9 episodes aired -- I got nothing to say about a drama that takes place in a fertility clinic. Wasn't interested. Didn't watch.
Joey -- 2 Seasons/46 Episodes/8 Unaired -- Hey, it last longer than After M*A*S*H by 8 episodes (or 16 if NBC burns off the 8 unaired episodes). It was mildly funny, like Friends in it's last 4 seasons. Season 1 arrives on DVD soon.
The West Wing -- 7 Seasons/154 Episodes -- I tried several times to get into this show and couldn't. Not really sure why. The first six seasons are currently on DVD.
Will & Grace -- 8 Seasons/193 Episodes -- What? They couldn't find enough guest stars to make an even 200 episodes? Here's a show that ran out of steam at least two seasons ago. Not really sure why I kept watching as I barely cared for anything that happened to the main characters. The first four seasons are on DVD (but I hear the episodes are syndicated versions...yuck).
The new fall schedule looks like this:
MONDAYS
8pm Deal or No Deal -- Sorry folks, I don't get the appeal of this one.
9pm Heroes -- This hour-long drama is about ordinary people who discover they have extra-ordinary powers. It could be interesting even though there's no cast or crew that would draw me in. I'll take a look in the fall and we'll go from there.
10pm Medium -- This show enters its third season and it's become Tivoed summer fodder for us. We enjoy it, but there's other stuff that takes precedence. Season 1 arrives on DVD soon.
TUESDAYS
8pm Friday Night Lights -- based on the popular football movie of a year or two ago.
9pm Kidnapped -- This serialized drama focuses on one kidnapping for the entire season. The concept and the cast get me watching for a three episode tryout. Jeremy Sisto, Delroy Lindo, Dana Delaney and Timothy Hutton are among the cast members.
10pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit -- The more grusome part of the franchise enters its 8th Season. Seasons 1, 2 & 5 are available on DVD (yes...you read that right...it's from Universal Home Video who just generally suck at doing everything).
WEDNESDAYS
8pm The Biggest Loser -- The inspirational/easy to make fun of reality show returns for a 4th season.
9pm 20 Good Years -- John Lithgow and Jeffrey Tambour star as two friends who start living every day as if it were the last. The stars get me watching for a three episode tryout.
9:30 30 Rock -- This sitcom takes a look backstage at a Saturday Night Live type show. Tina Fey stars (as well as creates it) with Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan and Rachel Dratch. Could be interesting and funny with this talent behind it...but does NBC need THREE SNL type shows on the air?? See below.
10pm Law & Order -- Returning for a 17th Season. I'm sure there'll be some cast shakeups. Seasons 1 thru 4 and 14 are available on DVD (thanks Universal).
THURSDAYS
8pm My Name Is Earl -- The best new sitcom of the 2005-2006 season gets a second season and a DVD release of the first around the same time. If you're not watching this just hand over your remote and unplug your set. You don't deserve them.
8:30 The Office -- Sorry folks, just don't get the show. Didn't find it funny after watching all of the first season (now on DVD). Won't be watching the third season when it starts again this fall.
9pm Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip -- Aaron Sorkin (creator of The West Wing) brings us an hour long drama that gives us a behind the scenes look at a Saturday Night Live type show. The cast includes Matthew Perry, Amanda Peet, Bradley Whitford, DL Hughley, Nathan Corddry, Timothy Busfield, Steven Weber and Evan Handler. The power behind this show (cast, crew and concept) get me watching. Looking forward to this one.
10pm ER -- Returns for a 13th Season. Yawn. The first five seasons are on DVD.
FRIDAYS
8pm Deal Or No Deal -- It gets two nights and Scrubs is relegated to a mid-season replacement?? Come on!!
9pm Las Vegas -- Returns for a 4th Season (has it been on that long already??). I still don't watch it. The first 2 seasons are on DVD.
10pm Law & Order: Criminal Intent -- Returns for a 6th Season. Seasons 1 & 3 are on DVD.
SATURDAYS
8pm Dateline -- It took over a decade to get this down to one night a week (and a "dead" night at that). I hope it doesn't take that long to rid the world of Deal Or No Deal.
9pm Reruns -- It'll probably be a few Law & Order franchise episodes if it's not movies.
SUNDAYS
7pm Football In America -- Bob Costas hosts this pre-game show now that NBC has the NFL.
8pm Sunday Night Football -- Are you ready?? I'm just glad that my Sunday night FOX programming won't get delayed, interrupted or shortened any more (I think).
MID-SEASON REPLACEMENTS/RETURNS
The Black Donnelleys (Thursdays at 10pm in January 2007) -- The creators behind this year's Oscar winning film Crash bring this drama of four brothers who are part of the Irish Mafia. It was originally a pilot from the 2005-2006 season that went nowhere. Guess that Oscar was good for something.
America's Got Talent (Sundays at 8pm after Football ends) -- Regis hosts this Simon Cowell produced talent show that's not called American Idol.
The Apprentice (Sundays at 9pm after Football ends) -- Trump moves to LA. Let's hope he stays there. I'm done with this show (after 5 seasons of watching?? I should have been done with it sooner). Only Season 1 has made it to DVD (there is a G-d).
Raines (Sundays at 10pm after Football ends) -- Jeff Goldblum is a detective and Luis Guzman is his partner. Oh...and he talks to dead people...take that CBS for copying Medium with Ghost Whisperer. The only reason I'll even attempt to watch this is because I think Goldblum's a great actor.
The Singles Table -- The creators of 3rd Rock From The Sun and Grounded For Life bring us a comedy about a group that meet at a wedding where they realize the one thing they have in common is they've been put at the singles table. Could be funny.
Andy Barker, P.I. -- Andy Richter returns (after the very funny, but barely watched Andy Richter Controls The Universe and Quintuplets both of which need DVD releases) and hopefully the third time will be the charm. Richter stars as an accountant who is mistaken for a private investigator when he occupies a new office that was previously inhabited by one. He changes careers and does his best to make people think he's the best at what he has no idea of how to do.
Scrubs -- returns for a sixth season (the first three are on DVD) and it still gets no respect from NBC. This show should be paired with My Name Is Earl to create the perfect comedy hour.
Crossing Jordan -- also returns for a sixth season. It's not even on DVD. Does anyone really watch this?
Well...that's all for NBC. Next up is ABC tomorrow.
Be seeing you.
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Hell Upside Down
I had a number of strange feelings going in to see Poseidon at the theaters. Having a child seems to have changed not only the frequency of when I get to the theaters (I'm pretty sure the last film was in January...anyone remember what it was?), but how I react to that experience. Let's focus on feelings watching a movie for a moment before I get into the film itself...
There are only a handful of movie themes that are consistently able to send a chill up (or down) my spine. One of those is Superman's. I had already caught the latest trailer online, but watching it on the big screen in full surround sound got me a bit teary. I can't wait for June 30 to get here.
So I've already had the hairs on my arms standing straight and then the movie starts. Poseidon is being labelled as a remake of The Poseidon Adventure, but it's really more of a re-interpretation. And I really couldn't tell you if that's good or bad (and I've spent the weekend digesting it). Beyond the basic setup of a luxury liner being capsized by a giant wave and a handful of survivors attempting to make their way out, the films have very little in common.
Gone are all the characters from the 1972 classic. There's no Reverend Scott leading the group in hope of actually finding a way out. There's no cop named Mike Rogo trying to get his crass wife Linda out of this new hell they've found. There's no Belle and Manny Rosen trying to fight their way to continue their trip to see their grandchildren. There's no Mr. Martin, no Nonnie, no Acres and no Susan or Robin. In fact, gone is all depth and dimension to any character. There's barely any set up or introduction to the main characters here. and before you know it, the ship gets struck and flips over.
We get bits of info about our "survivors" as they start their journey...but even the start of that journey is so markedly different from the original that it's a bit hard to really care about anyone. In the original film, Reverend Scott is determined to get as many people out as he can. He makes the appeal to everyone trapped in the grand dining room, but winds up with a party of ten (which ultimately gets reduced down to six by the film's end).
Here, we get a selfish single man determined to find his own way out (Josh Lucas plays the part and I'll be damned if I can remember the character's name without looking it up). It's only when others in earshot of the inquiries of a young boy overhear his pleas to Lucas to help him and his mother that Lucas reluctantly takes on travelling companions. Those companions include the young boy and his single mother, an ex-firefighter/former mayor of NYC (Kurt Russell), his daughter and her fiance, a jilted gay architect who was about to throw himself into the ocean when he sees the wave coming (Richard Dreyfus...who I think has less lines in this movie than Jar Jar Binks had in the second Star Wars film..it's a bit obvious he needed rent money), a waiter, a stowaway and a jackass named Lucky Larry (who is pretty much dead meat because of the name).
If there is one thing this film has going in its favor, it is the speed with which it moves. The film runs barely 100 minutes and feels even shorter. Director Wolfgang Petersen has sacrificed any characterization for a series of set pieces that keep everything in motion. But this is also part of the film's oddity in my book. The film is rated PG-13, but I can't remember the last time I was so disturbed by the amount of carnage I've seen on film. Maybe it's a post 9/11 attitude that's welled up inside, but you really do "feel" the enormity of this disaster in the proceedings.
The original, since it was made in the 1970s for around $5 million, didn't quite give you the enormity of the ship (even though it was shot on the Queen Mary), nor did you get the enormity of the devastation (there were bodies here and there as the group makes their journey). This film ups it in spades thru CGI. The ship is enormous. You know just from being in it's lobby. The disaster is even bigger as you see...well...pretty much everything...as the wave hits. The ship lurches people start sliding...both inside and outside the ship. It's very intense...at least I found it so.
It gets even more intense as the film goes along and the survival party drops a few members due to various gruesome demises. If you've got problems with claustrophobia you'll have a hard time with a long scene in an air vent (probably one reason there was no Belle Rosen character here...she never would have fit). And if you thought that Mary Elizabeth Mastratntonio's drowning scene in The Abyss was disturbing, this film's got one on par with that.
I really wanted to like this film. And there's a part of me that does because it's a very well made popcorn flick. But based on its source material, it's hard to deal with little to no characterization. Which brings me back to my initial observation. Being a film filled with cliched characters, we are presented with a precocious little boy who wanders off at the most inopportune moment putting himself and others in more jeopardy than they already are. In the past, this would annoy me because it's cliche and done to provoke an emotion. Having a child of my own and watching the scenes where they look for the little boy hit me a bit too hard and I had a reaction I never really expected to get out of this film. My wife had the same reaction.
We had dropped Malcolm off at his grandparents' for the afternoon while we went to the movie and did some grocery shopping. Once the film was over, neither of us wanted to grow grocery shopping. We just wanted to go get our son and hold him. And that's just what we did.
I'll revisit the film when the DVD comes out (since I'm sure they'll have all the cut scenes that actually gave some depth to everyone) and do a big piece on several incarnations of the story (since it was a book, then a movie, which had a sequel, then two separate musicals, a TV remake and now this big screen remake).
In the meantime, next week are the upfronts from the major TV networks. So I'll start giving my annual reviews/previews of the just ended season and the one that will start this fall...
I'll do my best to keep up, but Sly Fox has one more weekend to go and I'm still trying to catch up on sleep I've missed.
Be seeing you.
There are only a handful of movie themes that are consistently able to send a chill up (or down) my spine. One of those is Superman's. I had already caught the latest trailer online, but watching it on the big screen in full surround sound got me a bit teary. I can't wait for June 30 to get here.
So I've already had the hairs on my arms standing straight and then the movie starts. Poseidon is being labelled as a remake of The Poseidon Adventure, but it's really more of a re-interpretation. And I really couldn't tell you if that's good or bad (and I've spent the weekend digesting it). Beyond the basic setup of a luxury liner being capsized by a giant wave and a handful of survivors attempting to make their way out, the films have very little in common.
Gone are all the characters from the 1972 classic. There's no Reverend Scott leading the group in hope of actually finding a way out. There's no cop named Mike Rogo trying to get his crass wife Linda out of this new hell they've found. There's no Belle and Manny Rosen trying to fight their way to continue their trip to see their grandchildren. There's no Mr. Martin, no Nonnie, no Acres and no Susan or Robin. In fact, gone is all depth and dimension to any character. There's barely any set up or introduction to the main characters here. and before you know it, the ship gets struck and flips over.
We get bits of info about our "survivors" as they start their journey...but even the start of that journey is so markedly different from the original that it's a bit hard to really care about anyone. In the original film, Reverend Scott is determined to get as many people out as he can. He makes the appeal to everyone trapped in the grand dining room, but winds up with a party of ten (which ultimately gets reduced down to six by the film's end).
Here, we get a selfish single man determined to find his own way out (Josh Lucas plays the part and I'll be damned if I can remember the character's name without looking it up). It's only when others in earshot of the inquiries of a young boy overhear his pleas to Lucas to help him and his mother that Lucas reluctantly takes on travelling companions. Those companions include the young boy and his single mother, an ex-firefighter/former mayor of NYC (Kurt Russell), his daughter and her fiance, a jilted gay architect who was about to throw himself into the ocean when he sees the wave coming (Richard Dreyfus...who I think has less lines in this movie than Jar Jar Binks had in the second Star Wars film..it's a bit obvious he needed rent money), a waiter, a stowaway and a jackass named Lucky Larry (who is pretty much dead meat because of the name).
If there is one thing this film has going in its favor, it is the speed with which it moves. The film runs barely 100 minutes and feels even shorter. Director Wolfgang Petersen has sacrificed any characterization for a series of set pieces that keep everything in motion. But this is also part of the film's oddity in my book. The film is rated PG-13, but I can't remember the last time I was so disturbed by the amount of carnage I've seen on film. Maybe it's a post 9/11 attitude that's welled up inside, but you really do "feel" the enormity of this disaster in the proceedings.
The original, since it was made in the 1970s for around $5 million, didn't quite give you the enormity of the ship (even though it was shot on the Queen Mary), nor did you get the enormity of the devastation (there were bodies here and there as the group makes their journey). This film ups it in spades thru CGI. The ship is enormous. You know just from being in it's lobby. The disaster is even bigger as you see...well...pretty much everything...as the wave hits. The ship lurches people start sliding...both inside and outside the ship. It's very intense...at least I found it so.
It gets even more intense as the film goes along and the survival party drops a few members due to various gruesome demises. If you've got problems with claustrophobia you'll have a hard time with a long scene in an air vent (probably one reason there was no Belle Rosen character here...she never would have fit). And if you thought that Mary Elizabeth Mastratntonio's drowning scene in The Abyss was disturbing, this film's got one on par with that.
I really wanted to like this film. And there's a part of me that does because it's a very well made popcorn flick. But based on its source material, it's hard to deal with little to no characterization. Which brings me back to my initial observation. Being a film filled with cliched characters, we are presented with a precocious little boy who wanders off at the most inopportune moment putting himself and others in more jeopardy than they already are. In the past, this would annoy me because it's cliche and done to provoke an emotion. Having a child of my own and watching the scenes where they look for the little boy hit me a bit too hard and I had a reaction I never really expected to get out of this film. My wife had the same reaction.
We had dropped Malcolm off at his grandparents' for the afternoon while we went to the movie and did some grocery shopping. Once the film was over, neither of us wanted to grow grocery shopping. We just wanted to go get our son and hold him. And that's just what we did.
I'll revisit the film when the DVD comes out (since I'm sure they'll have all the cut scenes that actually gave some depth to everyone) and do a big piece on several incarnations of the story (since it was a book, then a movie, which had a sequel, then two separate musicals, a TV remake and now this big screen remake).
In the meantime, next week are the upfronts from the major TV networks. So I'll start giving my annual reviews/previews of the just ended season and the one that will start this fall...
I'll do my best to keep up, but Sly Fox has one more weekend to go and I'm still trying to catch up on sleep I've missed.
Be seeing you.
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Other Networks 2005-2006 Review/2006-2007 Preview
With the major networks having announced their new fall lineups, I thought I'd take a look at other shows I'm watching (or have watched) on cable channels. This list is not exhaustive and is pretty much just what I follow...there are THOUSANDS of shows to cover at this point and I don't have enough time in the day or caring in my body to update you on every little one.
Monk -- returns to USA for a 5th Season on USA Friday July 7 at 9pm (an hour earlier than before). While Monk's ticks and phobias have started to grow a bit weary, the show is still relatively entertaining (even with the absecnce of Sharona).The first three seasons are on DVD. Season 4 arrives June 27, just in time to catch up on all the plot threads you'll need to know going into Season 5 (were there any?).
The Dead Zone -- also returns to USA for a 5th Season. Starting on Sunday June 18 at 10pm, look for Johnny Smith to continue his quest to stop armageddon at the hands of Greg Stillson. There are only 11 episodes and then the show could be gone for good (USA let everyone's contracts lapse during the long gap between shooting the episodes for season 5 and airing them). Hopefully, the ratings will keep things going. The first three seasons are on DVD and the 4th arrives June 13.
Doctor Who -- Sci-Fi airs Season 1 on Fridays at 9pm. There are two episodes left (airing after the Memorial Day Weekend break for a marathon of crap) and then hopefully we'll know if they're going to air Season 2 which is currently about to hit its half-way mark in Britain. Season 2 brings us the 10th Doctor as played by David Tennant and if you loved Chris Eccleston, you should also love Tennant. Some good, fun episodes have aired so far (for those who have obtained them in various ways) with the two-parter re-introducing the Cybermen (as well as explaining the concept of parallel universes) was great TV. Look for Season 1 to arrive in the U.S. on DVD July 4 (its been available in Canada since February and has the exact same contents and packaging). Season 2 will probably not arrive until after it airs on Sci-Fi (if it airs at all...if it doesn't, expect a DVD sooner). In the meantime, look for Classic Doctor Who episodes to arrive on June 6 (Genesis of the Daleks, Revelation of the Daleks) and again on September 5 (The Web Planet, Inferno) and again sometime in November (most likely The Hand of Fear and Mark of the Rani as they are the only others currently on schedule for Britain and not announced for here aside from the 1996 TV Movie which is tied up in legal hell stateside).
Battlestar Galactica -- Will return for a 3rd Season to Sci-Fi in October. This is great storytelling at its finest (even with the whole grounding/one year ahead jump at the end of Season 2). Season 1 and half of Season 2 are currently on DVD. The second half of season 2 comes out this fall before Season 3 starts. The show is also getting a spin-off set 100 years prior to events here (its called Caprica).
Justice League Unlimited -- Ended its run on Cartoon Network a bit prematurely if you ask me. This wonderful continuation of what began back in 1992 with Batman: The Animated Series, was fun for adults and kids. This last season took the old concept of Super Friends and turned it on its head while wrapping up story elements dating back to Superman: The Animated Series. The first season will be out on DVD by year's end...although both seasons of Justice League (before they added all the other heroes and villains) are currently available.
Teen Titans -- Another Cartoon Network/DC Comics cartoon that ended its run too soon. After 5 Seasons we barely got a wrap up and the direction of the show (mimicking the whole Super Friends Versus Legion of Doom thing from Justice League) was just getting started and had loads more potential. Season 1 is on DVD. Season 2 arrives in September. There will also be a direct to DVD movie Teen Titans: Tokyo available later this year.
Superboy and the Legion of Super Heroes -- is the latest entry into DC Comics animated universe. I've never been a big fan of this book, but I'll give the show a shot. I think it airs this fall.
Blade -- SpikeTV gets into the weekly series business with this spin-off from the successful film franchise taken from Marvel Comics. Starts with a 2 hour premiere on June 28. Should be interesting.
Nightmares & Dreamscapes -- Stephen King gets his own limited anthology series with an 8 episode run featuring stories from his various short story collections (so its not just stories from the collection the series gets its name from) and big name stars. The show starts July 12 and runs for 4 weeks (two episodes are aired back to back each week).
Rome -- Season One will be availble on DVD by summer's end. Season Two will be airing eventually.
The Sopranos -- The show has just ended the first half of its sixth and last season (the last eight episodes will air in 2007). The first five seasons are currently on DVD. The show seems to be getting a bit lacking...
South Park -- Still packs a bite. The first 7 seasons are available on DVD. Season 8 arrives this summer and Season 10 continues in October on Comedy Central.
Deadwood -- Has just started its third season with Season 2 just arriving on DVD. There will not be a fourth season, but there will be a few movies to wrap everything up. Oh well...that's what happens when shows get to expensive to produce.
Entourage -- has just returned for its third season (with season 2 just arriving on DVD). Still a wonderful show (the second episode was hysterical as the roilling blackouts kept affecting potential box office numbers on the "Aquaman" movie).
Poirot -- Four new "movies" will be made. As to where they'll air is anyone's guess. A&E funded the last two batches and are funding this one as well, but three of the last four aired on Biography Channel (the fourth never aired, but was released on DVD recently). Two of the novels being filmed are Mrs. McGinty's Dead and Dead Man's Folly. The others have yet to be announced. It certainly looks like David Suchet will eventually tackle the entire Christie cannon at the rate he's going.
Marple -- Dame Agatha's other famous detective returns for a second run of updated adaptations. The Sittaford Mystery, Sleeping Murder, By The Pricking of My Thumbs, The Moving Finger will all be properly butchered.
Well...that covers everything here...we'll be back in the fall with more TV reviews and such as the new season gets under way.
Be seeing you.
Monk -- returns to USA for a 5th Season on USA Friday July 7 at 9pm (an hour earlier than before). While Monk's ticks and phobias have started to grow a bit weary, the show is still relatively entertaining (even with the absecnce of Sharona).The first three seasons are on DVD. Season 4 arrives June 27, just in time to catch up on all the plot threads you'll need to know going into Season 5 (were there any?).
The Dead Zone -- also returns to USA for a 5th Season. Starting on Sunday June 18 at 10pm, look for Johnny Smith to continue his quest to stop armageddon at the hands of Greg Stillson. There are only 11 episodes and then the show could be gone for good (USA let everyone's contracts lapse during the long gap between shooting the episodes for season 5 and airing them). Hopefully, the ratings will keep things going. The first three seasons are on DVD and the 4th arrives June 13.
Doctor Who -- Sci-Fi airs Season 1 on Fridays at 9pm. There are two episodes left (airing after the Memorial Day Weekend break for a marathon of crap) and then hopefully we'll know if they're going to air Season 2 which is currently about to hit its half-way mark in Britain. Season 2 brings us the 10th Doctor as played by David Tennant and if you loved Chris Eccleston, you should also love Tennant. Some good, fun episodes have aired so far (for those who have obtained them in various ways) with the two-parter re-introducing the Cybermen (as well as explaining the concept of parallel universes) was great TV. Look for Season 1 to arrive in the U.S. on DVD July 4 (its been available in Canada since February and has the exact same contents and packaging). Season 2 will probably not arrive until after it airs on Sci-Fi (if it airs at all...if it doesn't, expect a DVD sooner). In the meantime, look for Classic Doctor Who episodes to arrive on June 6 (Genesis of the Daleks, Revelation of the Daleks) and again on September 5 (The Web Planet, Inferno) and again sometime in November (most likely The Hand of Fear and Mark of the Rani as they are the only others currently on schedule for Britain and not announced for here aside from the 1996 TV Movie which is tied up in legal hell stateside).
Battlestar Galactica -- Will return for a 3rd Season to Sci-Fi in October. This is great storytelling at its finest (even with the whole grounding/one year ahead jump at the end of Season 2). Season 1 and half of Season 2 are currently on DVD. The second half of season 2 comes out this fall before Season 3 starts. The show is also getting a spin-off set 100 years prior to events here (its called Caprica).
Justice League Unlimited -- Ended its run on Cartoon Network a bit prematurely if you ask me. This wonderful continuation of what began back in 1992 with Batman: The Animated Series, was fun for adults and kids. This last season took the old concept of Super Friends and turned it on its head while wrapping up story elements dating back to Superman: The Animated Series. The first season will be out on DVD by year's end...although both seasons of Justice League (before they added all the other heroes and villains) are currently available.
Teen Titans -- Another Cartoon Network/DC Comics cartoon that ended its run too soon. After 5 Seasons we barely got a wrap up and the direction of the show (mimicking the whole Super Friends Versus Legion of Doom thing from Justice League) was just getting started and had loads more potential. Season 1 is on DVD. Season 2 arrives in September. There will also be a direct to DVD movie Teen Titans: Tokyo available later this year.
Superboy and the Legion of Super Heroes -- is the latest entry into DC Comics animated universe. I've never been a big fan of this book, but I'll give the show a shot. I think it airs this fall.
Blade -- SpikeTV gets into the weekly series business with this spin-off from the successful film franchise taken from Marvel Comics. Starts with a 2 hour premiere on June 28. Should be interesting.
Nightmares & Dreamscapes -- Stephen King gets his own limited anthology series with an 8 episode run featuring stories from his various short story collections (so its not just stories from the collection the series gets its name from) and big name stars. The show starts July 12 and runs for 4 weeks (two episodes are aired back to back each week).
Rome -- Season One will be availble on DVD by summer's end. Season Two will be airing eventually.
The Sopranos -- The show has just ended the first half of its sixth and last season (the last eight episodes will air in 2007). The first five seasons are currently on DVD. The show seems to be getting a bit lacking...
South Park -- Still packs a bite. The first 7 seasons are available on DVD. Season 8 arrives this summer and Season 10 continues in October on Comedy Central.
Deadwood -- Has just started its third season with Season 2 just arriving on DVD. There will not be a fourth season, but there will be a few movies to wrap everything up. Oh well...that's what happens when shows get to expensive to produce.
Entourage -- has just returned for its third season (with season 2 just arriving on DVD). Still a wonderful show (the second episode was hysterical as the roilling blackouts kept affecting potential box office numbers on the "Aquaman" movie).
Poirot -- Four new "movies" will be made. As to where they'll air is anyone's guess. A&E funded the last two batches and are funding this one as well, but three of the last four aired on Biography Channel (the fourth never aired, but was released on DVD recently). Two of the novels being filmed are Mrs. McGinty's Dead and Dead Man's Folly. The others have yet to be announced. It certainly looks like David Suchet will eventually tackle the entire Christie cannon at the rate he's going.
Marple -- Dame Agatha's other famous detective returns for a second run of updated adaptations. The Sittaford Mystery, Sleeping Murder, By The Pricking of My Thumbs, The Moving Finger will all be properly butchered.
Well...that covers everything here...we'll be back in the fall with more TV reviews and such as the new season gets under way.
Be seeing you.
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